Pushpa – 4

Belagge 8 ghante hange aunty, “Rakesh, Rakesh” anta nanna alladsi ebbisidru, naanu nidde mamparalli “Aunty, please, innond swalpa hottu malugtini, please” anta haage kanmuchkondu ande, aunty naanu haage andno ilwo, nan saman kai’alli hidkondru, ashte! Nan niddhe ella maya. “aunty, coffee thagolo, bisi aroguttu” anta smile madta coffee cup thorsudru, nan eddhu kuthkonde, nan mai’mele ond batte’nu irlilla, bed sheet’inda nan saman muchkonde. Aunty “parwagilla bidu, already ella nodirode thaane” andru nagta, naan aunty’na Melinda kelage nidide, red colour satin night wear hakkondidru, olagade mandi’varegu baro anta ond nighty idre, adurmele, ondu night gown thara ittu, eradoo red colour. Aunty modle nan thunne mutti ebsidru, ivaga avranna nodta idre, nan thunne inno ghatti’agta ittu. Avara kai’inda coffee thagonde, avroo kooda nan nan pakkadalle kunthkondu coffee kududru. Amele nan batte hakkondu “sari aunty, ivattadru nan mane’ge hogi fresh agi bhartini” anta heli avara uttarakkoo kayade eddu bagila hatra bande, avaga ninne nan hale batte alle bhittirodu nenapaytu, haage adunnu thagondu manege bhande.

Fresh up’agi matte avara manege nashta’kke anta hode, hogbekadre ninne thandidda towel’na etkondu hogoke marililla. Nashta’ge bhari yavdo soppina palya ittu. Bere enoo madirlilla, nanage thumba bejar aytu. “Aunty, ninne yenadru mikkedre kodi, nanage bhari soppu thinnakkagalla” ande.

“Enoo illa, bhari ide thinbeku, neen thindilla andre naane thinnusbekagutte” anta heli nakkudru

“howda, sari hangidre neeve thinsi” ande, Aunty avara kai’inda ondu thuttu palya thinnisidru, naanu en kadime anta, naanu avarige thinsoke shuru madide. Hage thinta-thinta, thinnusta-thinnusta, “Aunty, edyav soppu?” anta question madide

“Nuggekayi soppu”

“Adyake bhari idunna matra madidira?”

“yaake anta amele gottagutte” anta heli madaka’vaagi nakkudru

Olle anna haako haage, bhari nuggekaayi soppu ittidru, thatte’alli, ondu ardha thindirbodeno, neeru kudyakke anta, aakade-eekade nodide, neere ittilla, eradu glass table mele ittu, eradoo glass’alloo butter fruit juice ittu, sari anta adunne kudide.

Hengo maadi soppina palya’na thind mugusde. Aunty “kahi-kahi alwa, hogi RASAMALAI ondu tin thagond bartiya?” anta kelta, 500 rupai notu kotru, naanu enu matadade hogi, Rasamalai thagondu bande, kodtareno anta nodudre, etti fridze olagade itru. Naanu haage bandu sofa mele kutkonde, aunty “nin dressing sense thumba chennagide, Polo T-shirt, matte barmuda” anta compliments kotru. Naanu “nimagu ashte, nodi, red and red’alli olle apsare thara kanusta ideera” ande. Aunty “Howda?” anta kelta nan pakkadalli kuthkondru.

Heege matadta matadta “next en madtiya? Yaav college’ge serkobeku antidiya” anta keludre,

Naanu “ 95% barutte anta helidnalla, so obviously naanu science thagotini, aadre innoo yaav college anta decide madilla. Howdu aunty, neevu biology thagondidde anta heludralla, neev en odirodu?” anta kelde

“Hmm, PUC’alli PCMB thagondidde, amele, bachelor matra commerce, sumne yaake risku anta B.Com thagonde, final year complete ayto ilwo, nan madve madbitru!” anta heludru

“Howda, hangadre nimage, ……….hadinaaru  plus eradu, hadinentu plus mooru, ippatthond varsha ashte!” anta aashcharya’dinda ande

“hmm howdu, yaake? Matte inneshtu irbodu ankondidde?

“eno, yavattu nim age’bagge think madirlilla, adre……. Nodi, nangu nimgu, bari 5 varsha ashte difference!” ande

“adukke?”

“enoo illa aunty, haage sumne ande”

Haage ond nimisha ibroo mouna’vagi idvi, aunty eddogi TV hakudru, avaga naan ninne TV ON madidaga BF CD anta eno, yavdo news chanell’alli barta ittalla, adu jnapaka aagi, “Aunty BF andre enu?” anta kelde

“ning yaaro helkotru idella?” anta kelta matte nan pakka bandu kuthkondru

“yaaroo illa, hinge ninne yavde news chanel’alli, BF CD haagu DVD’galannu vashakke thegedukollalagide anta eno thoristidru, ashtralli cable cut aytu, adukke nimmunna kelde” ande

“Howda, sari”

“aunty, neevu nan question’ge answer madle illa” ande

“Matte, TV’nalli yavagadru bandaga nodu, gottagutte”

“aunty, please neeve heli” ande, aadre aunty sumne’ne idru

“aunty, please, please” ande

“BF, andre Blue Film”

“oh! Akshay matte sanjay’du Bllywood film Blue’na? adunyake vashakke thagontare?”

“ayyo, nan karma, Blue Film andre Sex Film” anta avara thale chachhikolta heludru aunty. Naanu ond eradu nimisha haage yochne madta idde, amele

“Aunty, SEX andre GENDER, kannadadalli Linga anta karitare, ella film’alloo ond gandu, ond hennu, idde irtaralla, hangadre ella films’u Sex film’ena?” anta confusion’alli kelde. Aunty edno bidno anta nagoke shuru madudru, nagta’ne idru. Naanu “Aunty, please, adenu anta heli, please, heege nagbedi” anta bedkonde, aadre sumaaru ond 5 nimisha aytu ansutte, amele avara nagu nillisidru. Amele enoo matadle illa. Haage TV chanel change madta’ne idru aunty, ond 15 nimisha haage change maadtane idru, naanu “aunty, ninne yavdo innond tamil movie cassette ittalla, adunna nodona?” anta kelde.

“adaa? Iru, inno bere yavdadroo idiyeno nodona” anta heli, avara room’ge hoge ondu CD bag thagondu bandu nan pakka kuthkondru, adaralli inno yavyavdo movie DVD’s ittu, haage nodta idvi, Aapta mtra, Prmlka, Titanik, 007, brooce’lee du onderadu movies, amele yavdo ondu Jackie chan’du photo iro DVD kanistu, adara mele chinese language inda film hesru bardidru, arta aglilla, aadre CD’mele Jackie chan pakkadalli heroine ansutte, sakkattagidlu, naanu “Aunty, idunna nodona?” anta kelde, “Police story irbodu ansutte, naanu thumba dina’inda nodbeku anta ankontidde” anta helta aa DVD’na Player’nalli haakodakke anta edru, naanu theatre’alli iro thara kathalu kathala’agi irli anta hogi main door lock madi bandu aunty pakdalli kunthkonde. Aunty’nu DVD Player’alli DVD haaki, Video mode ge TV’na haaki, remote ella, alle TV hatra ittu, sofa mele kuthkondidru. Swalpa hottu DVD load admele, ‘Kaanta laga……..’ anta haadu barodakke shuru aytu, ondashtu jana disko thek (PUB) alli kunita idru, naanu “iden aunty, Hindi haadu barta ide?” ande, adukke aunty “yavdo advertisement irbodu, aa CD company bagge” anta helidru, yaar TV hatra hogi remote thagond barodu, irli, onderadu nimisha thaane anta haage nodta idvi, aa haadina sound kadime ayta hoytu, nodta-nodta, ond hudgina aa party nadita iddid jaga’inda ond huduga side’ge ello karkond hogodakke shuru madida, amele ond ashtu doora hodmele, ibroo lip lock maadudru, aunty sudden’agi edhogi TV Off madidru.

Naanu “yaak aunty?” anta kelde, aunty sumne’ne idru

“haaki aunty, nodona,” anta helta, Naanu TV ON madona anta hatra hode,

Aunty “chi, idu police story alla, poli story” anta nakkudru

Naanu “ aunty, please arta haago hange, bidisi heli” ande

“Sex Film ade, BF” andru

Nanage ivaga adunna nodle beku anta annistu, “Aunty please, onde ond sarti” anta kelde, aunty sumne’ne idru, Naanu matte “please aunty, neev anthu Sex film andre enu anta correct’agi helta illa, atleast nannannaadru nodi thilkolodakke bidi” anta bedkonde

“sari, bari nodbeku ashte, OK’na?” anta kelidru, naanu OK ande

Aden karma’no eno, sudden’agi current hortoytu! Aunty claps madta nan pakka band kuthkondru, adyako gottilla, nan kannu aunty mole kade hoytu, aunty’nu nannanne nodta idare anta gottaytu. Naanu avara kannanne nodoke shuru madide. Onderadu nimisha haage nodta’ne idvi, amele naanu eno keloke anta “aunty” ande,

Aunty’ge enagitto gottilla, “raki, neene helde, nangu ningu bari 5 varsha ashte difference anta, matte aunty anta kardu nanna neenu aunty madbeda, nanage innoo maklagilla, nanna nan hesrittu kari” andru.

“sari, haage karitini bidi” ande

“ matte nodu, hogi-banni, maadi-bidi antella ” anta regudru

“aytu bide Pushpa, aadre ellar munde matra heege karyalla OK’na?” ande, aunty eddu bandu nan thode mele kuthkondu, nan kenne mele ondu muttu kotru.

Naanu ide chance anta “Pushpa, nin mole thorse” ande

“ratri, nododh’enu chennagi hiski hakdalla”

“Hisukde sari, adre enoo kaanse illa, ivag ond sarti thorse Pushpa”

“neenu ninne nan kai massage madtini anta heliddalla, yavag madtiya?” anta andru

“ago, madtane idinalla” anta helta avara kai’na mettuge press madakke shuru madide

“ill’alla, baa” anta karkond bedroom’ge hogi, avara night gown bicchidru. Avara thumbu mole’na nighty melinda nodudno ilwo, nan thunne gatti’agakke start aytu! Haage bandu bed mele ulta malagikondru. Avara thika nodta idre, haage kachkond thinbeku anta annista ittu. Mettage avara thikada mele kunthkondu, avara kai’na massage madakke shuru madide, swalpa hottu admele, “Pushpa, ninne, nan kaal mele neenu kaalu hakdalla, papa, kaalu noyta idiyeno” anta helta, hindgade thirugi, kaal’na massage madakke shuru madide, madta-madta thode’vargu bande, amele nan avara thikud mele kunthiro postion yaako sarogta illa anta annustu, eddu, nan monakala mele, avara mandi’inda kelage kuthkonde, haage, avara thika ujjakke shuru madide. Thumba soft’agi, thumba majavagittu. Amele nan kai novodakke shuru aytu. Adukke naanu swalpa rest madona anta, avara thika’na thaledimbu madkondu ond 10 nimisha rest madide. Avara thikad’mele nan thale iddidrinda’no eno nan thunne, kacha olgade kaata kodoke shuru madtu. Naanu ivaga eddu mettuge aunty’ge gottagdange, nan burmuda matte, kacha bichbitte, amele T-shirt matra enukke? Anta adunna kooda bichbitte. Aunty haage kanmuchkondidru, naan ivaga ivara mukha hatra hogi, “Pushpa, ishtottu massage maadi novella kadime madidinalla, adukke enu kodalwa?” anta kelde

“en kodbeku?”

“nin nighty”

“sari, naale thagondogu” antha heli aunty smile kotru

“Ok, nange nin nighty beda, ivaga novu kadime agidiyalla, matte nan thunne’na hinde munde alladsu” antha heli avar kai thagondu nan thunne’na muttusde, ashtottu kanmuchkondidda aunty, sudden’agi kannu thegudru, nan saman’na haage nodta idru, ond sarti hinde munde kai’inda adsi, bayi open madudru, amele sudden’agi kai nan thunne melinda thegedu “oho, Rayarige, Jataka hodkobeku anta annistidya?”

“jataka??” ande ashcharyadinda nan kai’na hage gali’alli hinde munde alladusta

“hmm, howdu” andru aunty

“Pushpa, please onde ond sarti nin mole thorse” ande matte

“ bari mole matra saaka?”

“hmm”

“thorsudre en madtiya?”

“ haalu kuditini” ande, aunty ond sarti nakkudru

“magu huttudmelene haalu barodu, adu maguge,paapa aluttalla antha kudsodu.” anta heli kannu hodudru

“howda, adella nagottilla, cheeptini, aden bharutto barli” ande

“neen nan mole cheepudre, naanen cheepbeku?”

“eno? Nangengottu? Pushpa, please, ond ond sarti, nan kai’alli thadyak agtilla” anta bedkonde, aunty nan thunne’ne nodta iddoru, ond sarti avara nalige’inda avara thuti orasikondu,

“sari baa” anta heli nan kai hidkondu, dining table hatra bandru. Nanna ille idur mele malukko anta heli, aduge mane’ge hodru, amele olagade inda ond paatre tandru, enu anta kelde, “Jamoon” andru. nanige arta agdira haage aunty’na nodta idde, ond sout’inda jamun jote iro paaka’na mele ettidoru, adenayto eno, matte aa patre’olage haaki, adunna etkond hogi fridge olagade ittu, vanilla flavour Ice cream thagond bandru. Naanu aunty en madta idaare anta nodtaane idde, avaru aakade-eekade odadbekadre avara thika nodi, nan thunne’ganthu olle maja sikta ittu. Amele aunty, ice cream thagondu juice mado mixi jaar’nalli haaki adunna swalpa paste thara madkondu ondu, battalige hakkond bandru, naanu ninne madid thara nanage ice cream thinsi amele, avaru nan bayinda ice cream thinthare anta ankonde.

Aunty ond kai’alli ice cream paste’na ond asht etkondu, nan kaal hatra ninthkondu, nan thunne mele adunna savarudru, amele mettuge nan thunne mele idda charma agala madi, ice cream paste olage hogo haage madidru, aamele avaru ond sarti nan thunne’na hinde munde alladsi, avara baayalli nan thunne hakkondru. Amele nidaanavagi nan thunne avra bayalli iro hangene, thunne meliro charmana hinde eludru, ah! Entha anubhava, ondkade ice cream thandi, innond kade, aunty baayi bisi, onde timalli eradoo anubhava!

“Fuck Pushpa, fuck!!! Agole, naanen cheepli, anta kelta, nin mole kooda thorisdira, nan thunne cheepta idiya??? Cheepu, cheepu, chennagi, ahhhhh,,, pppussshhhhhhhhhhhpaaaaaaaaaaaa, unnu haage unnu, hmmmmm, mettuge,    com’on,   unnu,    uuuuuuuuugggghghghghhhhhghhhh ammaaa, en unta idiye pushpa, unne, hange, mettuge mettuge, hmmmmmmm. Hange, alladsu, nalige inda nan thunne sutta alladsu nekku, hammmmm, maadu, unnu, nekku, ccccheeeeeeeepuuuuu, cheeeeeppeeeeee pushpaaaaaaaa” anta naraladodakke shuru madidno ilwo, mobile ring aytu.

Aunty, haage, ice cream’ella nan body’ge horsi phone ethkond bandru “mava, shh” anta heli, call receive madidru, amele matte swalpa ice cream paste innond kai’inda thagondu matte nan thunne’mele haaki, phone’alli matadtane unnakke shuru madudru. Naanu enoo matadbardu anta anty heliddidrinda, naanu thumba joragi mulugbeku anta annista iddru, thadkondu, thuti, nalige kachkondu, sumnidde. Aunty “hello, mava, ah heli, hmmmmmm, amm ammm, enandri? Hmmm, oh ivaga bengaloorge bandra?” anta matadta  matadta nan thunne unnakke shuru madudru, madya madya avara kai’inda nan thunne alladusta idru, matte avaru nan thunne unbekadre, gottalla asht rasa, matte baayi eradu seri unnudakke shuru madidaga baro sound, LACHAK LACHAK, CHCH, PACH, PACH, LACH-PACH, CH-CH-CH anta bere barta ittu. Adre aunty idyavdakku thale kediskolldira, “ hmmm amm ammmmmmm matte manege yavaga bartira?  Ughghgh,  maava?  Duty mugiskondu naaduddu bartira?  Hhhhmmmmmm mavaa  hmmmmmmm sari, jaldi banni, nan oble bore agta ide, hmmmmmm ammm  mmmammammm, enu Rakesh ah? Hmm hmmmmmm ivaga naan unnuttha idini amele avanu unnuthane. Ah ah ah!! Ayyo mava, mmmmmmmmmm sari,      …………………….atthe yavaga barthare? Hmmmmmmm    ahhhha ahhhahhhahhah      hmmmm hmmmm        hmmmhhhhhmmmm,,,,,    Oh! Aa sound’a maava? Enilla, oota madta idnalla, ade timalli neev phone madidralla, adukke mathadkonde unnutta ayyo! Sorry,  thintha idini……………………………………sari mava nan thind admele call madtini. Bye maava. Idla? Bye.” Anta heli koneli husharagi, manage maadi call cut madudru!

Aunty “kan muchkolo” andru, nanage arta agdira sumne kan muchkonde. Aunty nan mukha’nu ice cream paste inda cover madi, “raaki, kannu matra thegibeda, thegudre ice cream thandi, nin kannu thadkollalla, gottayta” anta heli baayi thegi andru, nangottu aunty nan bayalloo ice haaki, adunna nektare anta gottittu, haage aunty kooda ond nimisha bittu nan bayalli iro ice cream avar bayinda olage elkondu matte vapas nan bayige bitru. Naanu en madta idare anta arta madkollo ashtralli, aunty nan mele malukkondu, avara mole’na nan bayolagade thurki “Nan mole keltiddalla, thago, cheepu” anta andru. naanu nenne’ne mole ella mutti hisukadidroo, eno gottilla, aunty mole’na ondsarti kannare nodbeku anta aase agta ittoo, aadre ivattoo kooda, aunty eno ond plan maadi, nan mukha’na ice cream inda cover maadi, kan thegyodakke agadiro thara madikare. Aadre nodlebeku anno chala’dalli, haage kai balasi, avara thikka otthuttha, mole cheepta cheepta, yavaga bayalli idda ice cream ella complete kaali ayto, avaga avara mole’na kooda ond sarti nalige’inda clean maadi, haage nan kan melidda ice cream paste’na avara mole’ge horsi, matte mole’na cheepoke shuru madide. Ond eradu nimisha admele, matte nan kannunna, avara mole’inda orusde, matte cheepoke shuru madide. Aunty’ge nan plan artha aagoytu ansutte, “oho, ida nin plan?” anta heli, swalpa kelagade sardu, aunty avara naalige’inda nan mukha clean madudru.

Aha enta adhbuta  kshana adhu! Yavdu anta keltira? Adhe nan kanngalu Pushpa aunty’na betthale’agi nodida kshana, nijavagloo nan aa kshana alli irlilla. Ello kaledhu hogidde. Aunty nodta nodta ice cream paste fulloo avara body’mele hakkondbittu “baa, ice cream kelta iddalla, baa thinnu” anta mulugidru. Nan bidtina, haage aunty’na inch inch nekta hode, avara kankala hatra hodaglantu, avara bevaru vasane nodi, nan thunne egaradodakke shuru aytu ade gap’alli avara thika hatra hode, kacchi thinnodondu baaki ittu, amele hokkalu, sonta, kaalu, paadha, Hinge ella kade nalige inda nekkde, aadru thullu’nna matra haage bittidde, hege nekkodu antha gottagdira.

Aunty “yaako, ella kaade ruchi nodi, all matra yaak bitbitte?” anta keludru

Naanu “aunty, neeveno nan thunne’na olle kulfi, lollypop cheepo thara cheepudri, nan nim thullu’na heng madodu?” anta kelta, aunty thullolage eradu berlu haakde

“uggghhhhghgh, hmmmmmm simple ninne nanage lip lock madidalla, ade thara allo ond thull-lock  maadu….. ah uffff!” anta helta, nan beralina kata thadyoke agdira mulgakke shuru madudru.

Aunty hange helidde thada, avurna haage table mele kundursi, nan avara munde chair elkondu kuthkonde, amele avara thullina hatra hogi ond kiss kotte, amele thull’na kiss madbekadre thuti’na cheepo haage cheepde, haage ond 10 nimisha admele, naalige’na olagade hakde. Nanage annustu, ‘idoo kooda ond baayi iro tharane ide’ antha, aadre full tight baayi ankondu, olagade hada naalige inda ond round suttaloo savaride, “rakeshaaaa, hhhhhhhmmmm, abbhaaaaa , hmmmmm ahahhhhhhaahaaaaahhhha, hhkkkkkkkk,,,,,,,,,, ahhh hhhhhmmmmmmmm” anta raaga haadta haage nan thale idkondru. Naanu haage nalige’na hinde munde adusde, amele, S- shape’alli nan nalige inda avara thull olagade adusde, haage madta, 8- shape’ thara alladsakke shuru maadi, konege round’agi ond round naalige’inda ond round bandu, matte innond 5 nimisha aunty thullu’nna haage suck madide.

Amele ibroo bathroom’ge onde sarti hogi, snaana madodakke shuru madudvi, snaana madbekadre, aunty “monne, nanu ninage  snaana madsidnalla, ivatuu nange, neenu madsu” andru. naanu adukke kayta iron thara, first shampoo thagond avara thale’ge haaki chennagi ujjide, amele, soap avara body melella hachide, amele haage avara mole, thika, thode, bennu, ella ujji maja thagolta idde, “aunty, saako maraaya, neer haako andru, amele aunty’na neer haaki, haage orusta, snaana madusde, amele “Pushpa, ivaga nin saradi” anta heli avara edurgade ninthkonde. “avattu, naanu ninage madusde, ivattu nanage neen madsidiya, baaki theertu” antha heli kannu hodudru, naanu “atlest, nim kai’inda nan thunne hidkond jataka aadru hodi Pushpa” antha request madide, adukke “aunty, nan mado hagiddidre, avaglene, nin thunne unnbekadre’ne nin rasa eeche thegita idde, naanu beku anta thaane alle bittirodu” anta nan thale savari allinda hortodru, amele nanu ice cream inda agidda jiddu ella hogo hange snaana maadi horage bande.

Aunty, aduge madakke, tharakaari cut madta idru. Naanu “En Pushpa, madyanha aduge?” ande

“anna, saaru”

“en saaru?”

“nuggekaayi saaru!” anta helta nuggekaayi thorsidru.